Bank Manager: Hello, Mr. X, what can I do for you today?
Space Monkey X: Yes, I’d like to take out a loan for $7,500.
Bank Manager: Ok, and what will you be using that money for? A car? Medical bills? Debt consolidation, perhaps?
Space Monkey X: I want to buy a life-sized model of Gort, the robot from the 1951 science fiction classic, The Day the Earth Stood Still.
Bank Manager: Oh, ok. Is this an investment of some sort?
Space Monkey X: Yes. It’s an investment in me being awesome for owning a life-sized model of Gort, the robot from the 1951 science fiction classic, The Day the Earth Stood Still.
